Pick-Up Lines That Probably Won’t Work
Pick-up lines that probably won’t work:
- If you could just read my mind and see how focused I am on you, you would just . . . um, let’s see . . . so how are you?
- I’m like a fresh pastry: warm and flaky.
- How about I call you next month? My phone is out of minutes right now. Actually, make it three months; I have to start paying off some debt. Well, maybe six months, but I’ll definitely call.
- The government has done a lot of bailouts, how about you bail me out of my loneliness?
- (When flirting online) I have a face for radio, a voice for newspaper, and a personality for internet anonymity.
Happy New Year everyone!


